What Sort of Man Reads Paco Camino?
He’s your boogeyman, turn him on. Hey, he may not have any social skills, but he’s a real cutup with the ladies. Granted he might also have some deep-seeded stalking issues after stabbing his sister to death on Halloween night in her bedroom 15 years ago. Confined to a sanitarium ever since, he’s decided to come home for Halloween. So really, is it his fault he stole a car and broke into a hardware store to steal a mask and some knives? People need those things. His only other social faux pas was maybe knifing a few horny teenagers and digging up his sister’s headstone from the cemetery and placing it on a bed with the corpse of some teenage slut. The Paco Camino Man. He can survive any injury, endure terrible film sequels and put up with imitators like Camp Crystal Lake’s Jason Voorhees and that bum Freddy Krueger from down on Elm Street.

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