As a teenager growing up in Australia, I once saved Olivia Newton-John from drowning and blew the reward money having AC/DC play my birthday party. It was depicted in the down under film of the decade, Quick Times at Ridgecrest Academy. It won an AFI Award for Best Original Character (Jess Tricoli).
Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:
1. Mice Parade, What It Means To be Left-Handed
2. Duck Duck Goose, Off Yourself
3. Amusement Parks on Fire, Road Eyes
4. Baloney Horn, Cone Sandwiches
5. Your Breath is Death, Eat Me Death Breath
6. Birthday Massacre, Pins & Needles
7. Various Artists, Black Sabbath: The Secret History of Black-Jewish Relations
8. Stink Bomb Chandelier, Crystal Shit
9. The Mint Chocolate Chips, Cookie Splosion!
10. Iron Spatula, Instrument of Culinary Death
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Legit!
1. Mice Parade, What It Means To be Left-Handed
2. Duck Duck Goose, Off Yourself
3. Amusement Parks on Fire, Road Eyes
6. Birthday Massacre, Pins & Needles
7. Various Artists, Black Sabbath: The Secret History of Black-Jewish Relations
Bullshit!
4. Baloney Horn, Cone Sandwiches
5. Your Breath is Death, Eat Me Death Breath
8. Stink Bomb Chandelier, Crystal Shit
9. The Mint Chocolate Chips, Cookie Splosion!
10. Iron Spatula, Instrument of Culinary Death
Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:
1. Fan Death, A Coin For The Well
2. Syndicate Villain, Can’t Sleep The Clown Will Eat Me
3. Wasperdoodle, Flarf, Boosfardle & Lore
4. Runt Puncher, Sort of Got it From TV
5. The Jim Jones Revue, Burning Down Your House
6. Death in Custody, Infected With Rage
7. Tubelord, Tezcatlipora
8. Same Difference, Opposites Attract
9. Pokey Pedals, Stubbed Toes Blues
10. Tasty Death, Rotten Fruit on the Vine
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Legit!
1. Fan Death, A Coin For The Well
2. Syndicate Villain, Can’t Sleep The Clown Will Eat Me
5. The Jim Jones Revue, Burning Down Your House
6. Death in Custody, Infected With Rage
7. Tubelord, Tezcatlipora
Bullshit!
3. Wasperdoodle, Flarf, Boosfardle & Lore
4. Runt Puncher, Sort of Got it From TV
8. Same Difference, Opposites Attract
9. Pokey Pedals, Stubbed Toes Blues
10. Tasty Death, Rotten Fruit on the Vine
Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:
1. Drunken Bastards, Horns of the Wasted
2. Profanica, Disgusting Plasphemies Against God
3. Val Speak, I Wasn’t Arrested, I Was Merely Handcuffed and Jailed
4. The David Spade Boy Band, Zip, Flop, Oh My God!
5. Titti Bianchi, Serenata Andalusa
6. Jimmy Got The Winds, Atomic Couch Sex
7. Murderdolls, Women and Children Last
8. Beethoven and Yoo, Eroica Variation
9. Stick Dick, Rock You to Hell
10. Various Artists, Beating Off: A Masturbatory Tribute to The Strokes
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Legit!
1. Drunken Bastards, Horns of the Wasted
2. Profanica, Disgusting Plasphemies Against God
5. Titti Bianchi, Serenata Andalusa
7. Murderdolls, Women and Children Last
8. Beethoven and Yoo, Eroica Variation
Bullshit!
3. Val Speak, I Wasn’t Arrested, I Was Merely Handcuffed and Jailed
4. The David Spade Boy Band, Zip, Flop, Oh My God!
6. Jimmy Got The Winds, Atomic Couch Sex
9. Stick Dick, Rock You to Hell
10. Various Artists, Beating Off: A Masturbatory Tribute to The Strokes
Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:
1. The Highschool Lockers, Never Ending Party
2. Neil Hamburger, Hot February Night
3. The Morlocks, The Morlocks Play Chess
4. Mercy Beat, How To Shampoo a Yak
5. Cowboy Prostitutes, Swingin’ at the Fences
6. Nu Braz, Baticumbum
7. Capstan Shafts, Revelation Skirts
8. Grass Window, Past Time
9. The Pack, Wolfpack Party
10. Various Artists, String Tribute to Disturbed
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Legit!
1. The Highschool Lockers, Never Ending Party
2. Neil Hamburger, Hot February Night
3. The Morlocks, The Morlocks Play Chess
4. Mercy Beat, How To Shampoo a Yak
5. Cowboy Prostitutes, Swingin’ at the Fences
6. Nu Braz, Baticumbum
7. Capstan Shafts, Revelation Skirts
8. Grass Window, Past Time
9. The Pack, Wolfpack Party
10. Various Artists, String Tribute to Disturbed
Bullshit!
None! These are all legit releases this week.
Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:
1. Cory Weeds, The Many Deeds of Cory Weeds
2. Virgin Snatch, Act of Grace
3. Food Fucker, Whole New Meaning to Stuffing a Turkey
4. Hope Raper, Disparaging Remarks About Your Deadbeat Dad
5. Pussy Sisster, Pussy Sisster
6. Dreamed, So I Ate Myself: Bite by Bite
7. Milk Truck, Don’t Cry Over Us When We Spill
8. Fountain Blue Balls, Wishing Well For Hate
9. 10 ft. Ganga Plant, 10 Deadly Shots vol.1
10. Glass Cock vs. Wood Dildo, Space Age Meets Stone Age
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Legit!
1. Cory Weeds, The Many Deeds of Cory Weeds
2. Virgin Snatch, Act of Grace
5. Pussy Sisster, Pussy Sisster
6. Dreamed, So I Ate Myself: Bite by Bite
9. 10 ft. Ganga Plant, 10 Deadly Shots vol.1
Bullshit!
3. Food Fucker, Whole New Meaning to Stuffing a Turkey
4. Hope Raper, Disparaging Remarks About Your Deadbeat Dad
7. Milk Truck, Don’t Cry Over Us When We Spill
8. Fountain Blue Balls, Wishing Well For Hate
10. Glass Cock vs. Wood Dildo, Space Age Meets Stone Age
Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:
1. On, Something That Has & Something That Does Not
2. Bestial Mockery, Christcrushing Chainsaw
3. Vomitor, Devils Poison
4. Girl Math, Two Plus One Equals Fun
5. Spineless, Guns and Bitches and Shit
6. Atomic Leopards, Rockin’ Fix
7. Barry Meets The Scientist Brown, At King Tubby’s
8. Kids of Orange, Peel Sessions
9. Red Snot Chili Peppers, Sinus Taco Houses
10. Fortune Slobs, Messy Millionaires
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Legit!
1. On, Something That Has & Something That Does Not
2. Bestial Mockery, Christcrushing Chainsaw
3. Vomitor, Devils Poison
6. Atomic Leopards, Rockin’ Fix
7. Barry Meets The Scientist Brown, At King Tubby’s
Bullshit!
4. Girl Math, Two Plus One Equals Fun
5. Spineless, Guns and Bitches and Shit
8. Kids of Orange, Peel Sessions
9. Red Snot Chili Peppers, Sinus Taco Houses
10. Fortune Slobs, Messy Millionaires
Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:
1. Dokkebi Q, Hardcore Cherry Bon Bon
2. Chicken Shack, 40 Blue Fingers Freshly Packed & Ready to Serve
3. Gross Misconduct, Booger Picking in Public
4. Various Artists, Mr. Brown Noser: A Guns ‘n Roses Tribute to Teacher’s Pets
5. Super Adventure Club, Avoid Zombies
6. Cuntastrophe, Exploding Vaginas
7. Kate Rock Hudson, Flatulence is Ruining the Country
8. Ultimate Bummer, We Lost Our Instruments in the Fire
9. Common Grackle, Great Depression
10. Last Skeptic, Same Day Different Shit
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Legit!
1. Dokkebi Q, Hardcore Cherry Bon Bon
2. Chicken Shack, 40 Blue Fingers Freshly Packed & Ready to Serve
5. Super Adventure Club, Avoid Zombies
9. Common Grackle, Great Depression
10. Last Skeptic, Same Day Different Shit
Bullshit!
3. Gross Misconduct, Booger Picking in Public
4. Various Artists, Mr. Brown Noser: A Guns ‘n Roses Tribute to Teacher’s Pets
6. Cuntastrophe, Exploding Vaginas
7. Kate Rock Hudson, Flatulence is Ruining the Country
8. Ultimate Bummer, We Lost Our Instruments in the Fire
Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:
1. Gregg Diamond Bionic Boogie, Hot Butterfly
2. Syphilis For Virgins, Pregnant With Jealousy
3. Punishment of Luxury, Laughing Academy
4. Cats and Cats and Cats, If I’d Had An Atlas
5. Barf the Alphabet, Spelling is Regurgitation
6. War From a Harlots Mouth, Split
7. Frontier Ruckus, Deadmills & Nightfalls
8. Pshaw, Aw Fudgesicles!
9. Ridiculoso, Fug You If Ya Can’t Take a Joke
10. Burning Brain Cells For Fun, Can’t Remember a Damn Thing
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Legit!
1. Gregg Diamond Bionic Boogie, Hot Butterfly
3. Punishment of Luxury, Laughing Academy
4. Cats and Cats and Cats, If I’d Had An Atlas
6. War From a Harlots Mouth, Split
7. Frontier Ruckus, Deadmills & Nightfalls
Bullshit!
2. Syphilis For Virgins, Pregnant With Jealousy
5. Barf the Alphabet, Spelling is Regurgitation
8. Pshaw, Aw Fudgesicles!
9. Ridiculoso, Fug You If Ya Can’t Take a Joke
10. Burning Brain Cells For Fun, Can’t Remember a Damn Thing
Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:
1. Flash, In The Can
2. Mongo Ninja, No Cunt For Old Men
3. Various Artists, Lullaby Renditions of Black Sabbath
4. Carolina Chocolate Drops, Genuine Negro Jig
5. Dead When I Found Her, Harm’s Way
6. Crooked Brothers, Deathbed Pillowtalk
7. Brainticket, Psychonaut
8. Booze Bombs, Rockin’ Off The Grid
9. Tiger Tailz, Young & Crazy
10. Wildwind, Fire is Hot
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Legit!
1. Flash, In The Can
2. Mongo Ninja, No Cunt For Old Men
3. Various Artists, Lullaby Renditions of Black Sabbath
4. Carolina Chocolate Drops, Genuine Negro Jig
5. Dead When I Found Her, Harm’s Way
6. Crooked Brothers, Deathbed Pillowtalk
7. Brainticket, Psychonaut
8. Booze Bombs, Rockin’ Off The Grid
9. Tiger Tailz, Young & Crazy
10. Wildwind, Fire is Hot
Bullshit!
None! Can’t make this shit up–these are all real.
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