Shit’s fucked up around here. See when I see you.
Jesus Frankie, where’d ya get that screaming pink ruffled puffy shirt?
At Samurai Camp we learned this handy knife technique is appropriate when:
a.) The pizza delivery girl is 10 minutes late and still insists she needs the coupon
b.) Your geisha forgot to move Lost in Translation up to #1 in the Netflix queue
c.) The concubine intern wants to borrow the car to pick up her freeloading brother at the airport
d.) Someone mistakenly thinks Sarah Palin is awesome
Ya see I been to the edge,
And there I stood and looked down.
Yeah I lost a lot of friends there baby,
I got no time to fuck around.
Thirty years ago today, Dorothy Stratten, the beautiful 1980 Playboy Playmate of the Year was brutally raped and murdered by her estranged husband, Paul Snider. She was just 20 years old. Stratten’s death remains one of the most tragic and disturbingly heinous acts in all of pop culture history and it likely still haunts Hugh Hefner to this day.
Police records indicate Stratten was raped and sodomized, but it’s unclear if Snider had done so before or after he blew half her face off with a shotgun. There’s evidence she was duct taped to a homemade sex bench at one point during her brutal ordeal, and when Snider was finally finished with Stratten, he blew his own head off with the same shotgun. A housemate of Snider’s discovered the bodies several hours later in a state of rigor mortis and covered with hundreds of black ants. One can only imagine the nightmare that transpired between noon and the late evening of August 14, 1980 in a small Westwood bedroom not far from the LA freeway.
This gross-out Playboy parody appeared in the July 1984 issue of Hustler. It depicts the gruesome crime scene and mocks both Playboy readers and the insanely jealous Snider. It’s in poor taste even for Hustler, yet the image is so shocking, it’s hard to look away.
There have been two films made about Dorothy Stratten, Death of a Centerfold: The Dorothy Stratten Story (1981) starring Jamie Lee Curtis, and the excellent Star 80 (1983) starring Mariel Hemingway and Eric Roberts as the controlling Snider. Even more macabre is that Star 80 filmed scenes in the very same house in which Dorothy was murdered. Let us never speak of this again.
Hey you with the stroller. Move along or I’ll put a tiki curse on your fat ass.
Larry Bertlemann, “Anything is Possible.” Dogtown has a hero.
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