Vintage Ad. Tracs Recording Tape, 1977
Hot, sexy and tasteful. Guys with iPods can get lost.
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Move with a friend who mirrors your mind. Or alone…in a place where your thoughts are your own. Leggero. Your ticket away from a world you never made. AMF/Harley-Davidson, Milwaukee.
Babe. A fragrance so fresh, so natural, you’ll want to put on formal wear, head to a lake and float around on an inner tube.
Oil doesn’t grow on trees, it simply washes up on the shore.
The 1972 Winnebago Chieftain II. Drive her anywhere. Park her anywhere. She’s ready for anything.
Tape Giant is obviously anatomically correct (and then some). A real long player.
Muhammed Ali’s beautiful face lures roaches to their non-poisonous deaths.
While we take this Memorial day to honor veterans and fallen comrades who have proudly served this great nation, let’s also salute the little guys in our pants by wearing a patriotic jewel casing on our Johnsons. Betsy Ross would be so proud.
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